Oh yeah, I totally get that. Being naked is great and I have zero problem with it. Just most of the things she does make it seem like she's trying real hard to be shocking.

Miley, I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Okay, this feels pretty petty to ask given the loss of Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I kind of need to... So I'm going to a close friend's wedding in Brooklyn in a couple months and I'm looking for a really great dress. Besides the "big city" aspect, the bride is also in the fashion industry so I'd like to find…

His little shitstache is just so, so gross. If you can't grow it, don't.

Yeah, I puzzled over that for longer than I should have. I don't know if she's daft (I mean, yeah, I know who we're talking about, haha) or just so narcissistic she doesn't care, but she's completely obscuring the entire supposed point of the photo!

"Thank you SO much!" Man, definitely crying a little. Three sweet, humble people right here.

I was actually hoping someone would post this :D

I reeeeeeeeally want a video of her Quickie-kiss-it fantasy sequence!

I like the way you think!

YES I desperately need some of those. Cardboard boxes just end up looking so sloppy and unorganized.

Yeah, that's a good test. It's not so much that I'm concerned with being "trendy" it's that once something becomes a trend it becomes ubiquitous (skinny jeans are a good example) and I find myself actually preferring it over the previous style.

Okay, shoe-loving Jezebels, a question: I have a few (4-5) pairs of the sky-high heels with big platforms. At the time I loved them and loved the chunky, powerful look of the platforms, but now as the more classic styles are coming back (like the ones in the top photo) they just make me think of the Kardashians. I…

Not to make light of this but... THANK YOU for reminding me of Shyne! Holy shit, that voice! My teenage crush on him has returned :)

Lord Skittles, I presume? Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lord Skittles. I hereby second your motion, and reinstate the lime Skittle to its natural and right place in the bag!

Lord Skittles! I love Skittles!

DAT A$$!!!!!!

It would probably be kind of creepy looking no matter what, but why did they have to make it flesh colored? That is, by far, the worst part. It makes her look bald or like a hairless nutsack or a tumor or something. If they had photoshopped it so Planet Hillary had more of a moon-colored tone or something, it would…

Thanks for explaining! I shouldn't be shocked but damn... that is kind of depressing.

Hold on- so he hasn't even written any books yet and they've already built an empire around it?? Is that all you have to do? Say you're going to write a YA trilogy about teens falling in love in a dystopian future and someone immediately buys the film rights? Can anyone explain this?

Yeah, I don't want to take anything away from his ex- maybe she dumped him and maybe neither of them ever wanted to marry for whatever reason at the time- but hearing he was engaged to Heard kinda bummed me out. Not because I'm a superfan or anything, just on a human level I always seem to relate more to the "first…