I love stoner dog! (But not actually getting dogs stoned IRL) This is my fantasy football mascot. My team is called Mystic Farts :D

He says he wants to keep the government out of our bedrooms... Does that mean the Tea Party actually supports gay marriage now because they think banning it is a government overreach?? That can't be, can it?

But... the guy in the video looks pretty olive-skinned already to me. Is he a self-loathing Southern Italian?

Yeah, I see my dude getting better with stuff too. He's not a child or an idiot- he's smart, has an encyclopedic knowledge of music, and is interested in politics, news, etc.- but like you said, there's a lot of everyday stuff he seems to struggle with. And I so relate to the "without two pages of instructions" part!…

My bf is pretty much the same way (it's getting old real fast) but I think by adulthood they kind of lose the privilege of blaming their mothers or ex-girlfriends or whoever. Figure it out or it's your own damn fault!

I was actually talking about the model in the photo whose name is also Marilyn. Sorry, I think I confused a few people, I should have included her last name. But this article is really cool, thanks for sharing!

NO! WHAT?? Is this true??? They're like the best option for fast food in a pinch! As someone said, baked potatoes! And spicy chicken sandwiches! And burgers that actually taste good! GD why is everyone who gets rich on fast food seemingly an anti-choice, anti-gay asshole?!

My dad is soon to marry for the third time (fourth if you count his second wife, whom he married twice) and I've been thinking the same thing. I'm overjoyed that he found someone again because I do think he hates being alone/lonely, but it kind of baffles me as to why he feels he actually has to get married. Like,…

Ah, gotcha. Nah, that lady's name is Marilyn too.

Well whatever her classification, it's cool to see a slightly fuller/softer figure on a swimsuit cover. Yay (sort of kind of a little) body diversity!

Not at all! I'm surprised you got that impression, but maybe I worded it badly? I am plus size myself, and definitely didn't intend any snark with my comment. I think she's lovely, and has a slightly closer to "average" body. I was trying to say that I think it's awesome she was on the cover, while today any use of…

But... what about Tyra?

Yeah, both she and the woman next to her look pretty normal, though obviously gorgeous. I also wonder if Marilyn there would be a plus size model by today's standards.

The cover isn't very creative, but otherwise I think she looks fantastic. Personally I think the feather dress is a little weird and gross looking, but that's probably just me. Also, after season 2 I developed a pret-ty big crush on Adam Driver... especially after the scene where he picks her up while shirtless and…

Yeah I was wondering the same thing. Did she have a racist outburst I haven't heard about?

My favorite thing was something Anthony Kiedis wrote himself... He dated a friend of a friend and went to see her one day right before going on tour. She wasn't there but he asked if he could leave a note with her roommate, which read: "Take care of that ass for me." Ah, a modern-day Shakespeare!

I hear ya! You know what motivated me more than anything ever? Weight Watchers. Man, I have never had anything close to that weekly accountability, and it changed everything. I was SO dedicated! But... then my work stopped doing the program (the woman actually came to my work once a week to hold a private meeting, how…

Yeah, I know you're right, I've just been very slow to believe my diagnosis, haha. I have a couple books on it and after reading the diets I felt so depressed I put them under my bed. I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but man... I LOVE CARBS. How can nature be so cruel?? But I think you're right and just buckling…

And see I think I always avoid measures like this because I feel like I know I'm going to inevitably quit and embarrass myself. That was really tough to type, whew! It's weird how you can know intellectually that there's something that could really help you but something in your brain seems blocked. I started joining…

Thank you for your closing paragraph, that was really nice to read. And you're right, it does sound kind of horrible to me to think of restricting this stuff forever- not that you're in any way the first person to introduce that notion, haha- but sadly I know that's something I'll probably have to come to terms with…