Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

I just moved to Seattle a few years ago, so I was a bit baffled by all of the #12 flags, banners, signs, and jerseys around the city. I figured it out recently, though: the "12" refers to 2012, the year the fanbase was established.

Vikings fans

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

This is always a great question: I don’t know (anything) about all black folk and certainly people a million times smarter that I can speak better about it. But here is one take: Yes, offended, and yes, I want the interview. Here is why: That fucked up needed rule is NEEDED to force the powers (very rich white men) to…

I really like that the NFL is going to limit them to 15 games in your scenario. It’s very fitting.

As a parent of a child with a January 2nd birhday it also sucks. I still call her my little sunk cost child. She will be 14 this year and I am still bitter that I wasn’t able to claim her as a dependent the year prior, although I had to pay all the stupid doctor’s bills.

Wisconsin basketball went 40-odd years without an NCAA tournament appearance before Stu Jackson, of all people, brought the Badgers back in 1994. Dick Bennett then brought them to an improbable Final Four as a No. 8 seed in 2000. He then retired only three games into the 2000-01 season, saying he was burned out, and…

Doc Rivers thinks Austin Rivers is an NBA player...all credibility lost

Too soon :’(

They don’t even need Green Bay to lose in AZ. If the Vikings win out, they win the division. Simple as that.

And the sign on the Porsche says “petrol-brained Jalopniks set your cameras aside”
So I put my phone in my back pocket and I asked the Curator why

It isn't over until we say it's over… was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

“A summer camp special kid? Hahaha! That’s Delonte West. He’s on the Celtics...”

A vegetarian is allowed to refuse to eat something that has come in contact with meat (like a TOSSED salad) because they do not eat meat and would prefer to avoid eating meat juices, etc. That's not being rude.

Not a vegeterian here, but I have friends who can’t/won’t eat what meat has touched because even the meat juice and byproducts can seriously tear up their system, since they were raised from birth as vegetarians and just can’t digest meat well.

“This manna looks disgusting, and I’m pretty sure the driver fucked with my quail!”

Serious question: Why can’t the proprietor just ask the racist ass-clown to not return. “Sir, I’m sorry that our values and yours don’t match. I’m sure that another vendor would be more to your liking. Please have a nice day...” I get it—you depend on customers for your livelihood. But these people will never learn…

It’s the sheer laziness of the attempted conning that gets me. I picture Paul Newman and Robert Redford in their The Sting costumes crossing their arms and glaring, muttering about kids today.