Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Someone once tried to congratulate me for my wife’s pregnancy. The look on his face when I said, “What are you congratulating me for, all I did was cum in her.” was priceless.

you know what else I have never done? babysat my own kid.

My parents meeting opening line was "No one on this team will play Major League Baseball. No one on this team will get an athletic scholarship. No one on this team will brag about anything that they did on this team when they are in college. This is a bunch of kids playing a game. Your job is to not ruin it for them.…

Because their notion of “right” is mechanical, not moral.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

I’d posit that the definition of “right” with the Spurs is based on the actual merits of basketball success - ball movement, spacing, unselfishness, etc. whereas the Cards definition is based more in moral piousness.

Ricky Rubio is a capable point guard. He’ll never be great unless he radically improves his shooting, but he’s definitely one of the 15 or 20 best PGs in the league. I’m not saying they shouldn’t eventually look for somebody else, but I think it’s unfair to say he’s not capable. They have been significantly better…

The absence of KAT on your list is disheartening

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Guy can’t even draft a letter.

Never posted a reply before, so we’ll see if I get out of the gray, but...

i was thinking this morning that glen taylor is a top-5 worst owner in all of sports in such a unique way. i mean he hasn’t tried to use seattle as leverage to get a new arena (in fact he actively tries to keep the team in MN), he isn’t a criminal, he hasn’t made maliciously racist statements (as far as i know), or…

Same thing at 6 flags. I will never go there again without buying the fast pass. It's much easier to justify the extra money for it vs. the cost of just admission and only getting to ride like 5 rides the whole day. Plus the looks on peoples faces as I get to pass them is just the best.

Okay I have a comment about something regarding Express Lines. Every year I go to Canada’s Wonderland four or five times, at the gate price (I know, that many times it’s worth it by far for the season’s pass but I’m dumb), and each time, I get to go on 8-10 rides in an 8 hour span because of lines. So this past summer…