It stumps me as to why you didn’t make an attempt to meet DeMuro and combine your two horrible fantastic fucking ideas into the best post Jalopnik’s ever seen.

$35k in 1996 is $54k in today’s money.

Internet meltdown about turbo-4 motors from people that will never buy one in 3...2...1.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Clearly he didn’t read the warning...

Ultimately, DraftKings’s own decisions are a powerful argument for regulating daily fantasy.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

Right? All it takes is a new fixture and some plants to really open things up.

Ok, then maybe they need to do suicides before shooting free throws. Look at successful free throw shooters, see what they do. I think it was Diana Terasi would shoot them until she made 50 straight. I can’t believe big men would only shoot poorly because it took them too long to get training, which frankly would be…

E23 7 series 191 inches

We can all see that you recommended your own comment.

Dude. I’m thinking maybe this internet thing might not be for you.

“I honestly thought I was dead,” Beckton said.

I hope they don’t hire any Gran Turismo Programmers.

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

Lots : HolyCrap
Bajillions : Jesusfuckingchrist
Metric Fucktonne : Wheredidmyeyeballsgo

Rutgers should give Tom Coughlin all the money.

So, you take a SMG car that (according to you) is around $4K to $5K less than a comparable manual, spend at least $3K in parts and labor to modify it to match the manual model. Add in all the time and personal energy you put into this project, even without you doing the labor. Add the stress of now driving around in a…

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.