Are Gigi hadid’s boobs real? Is it possible to be so thin and so bosom-y?

Welcome to messaging first on OKCupid. You almost never get anyone to respond.

yes, but what is the best opening? at this point I’m so bored starting conversations, anything better than “good morning” seems like too much effort

I watched this show when it was called WORK OUT.

People can have whatever opinion of the Kardashians as they want - I really don’t care either way about them - but that is one incredibly savvy family.
Kim K really needs to teach Liz Lemon how to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.

Why am I feeling insulted that Lena Dunham is proclaiming something the most important queer thing? I don’t need her damn input about what should be important to my community.

Weird for a straight woman to decide that a vine of 2 straight kids is a legendary piece of queer performance art. Well...would be weird if said straight woman wasn’t Lena Dunham.

At the beginning of the election circus, I thought maybe trump was in it to make someone like Rubio seem like a good option. Now I think it’s just a prank that got waaaaay out of hand.

Seriously though. Do not touch the Stanley Cup if you didn’t win it.

He would agree to the release if Sony gave him a reason to release her.

Illinois republicans like to trumpet the idiocy, because there’s no chance of it ever, ever passing. I don’t even see our asshole corposhit of a governor signing this mess, not that it would ever make it out of committee.

Oh I definitely partook in some sketchy as hell AOL chats with presumably grown men as a pre-teen. I’m talking To Catch a Predator sketchy. To be clear I never sent photos (was that even possible then?) or agreed to meet with anyone. It was more a curiosity for me than arousal I guess. I thought it was weird, kind of…

It’s weird. He is going to be out of office soon (I won’t say gone) and I need to write him a letter.

I’ve known Meryl for over 25 years. She is one of the most generous, gracious human beings I’ve ever met, full stop. This particular case of faux outrage really pissed me off.

When you think about how much Obama loves kids, it’s almost unfathomable that he took on the presidency while his daughters were still so young. Look at Sasha when Obama started his term:

How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

I learned about naked mole rats through this book. All parents of small kids should buy it immediately.

Peter and Jaime:

Speaking as a trans woman, this couldn’t be more true. That’s where we take gender norms to destroy them, and it’s also the main conversion site where we recruit the children. This is a crushing blow against our war on The American Way.

It’s a tough city to live in. There’s so much waste (of time and money and resources), so much nickel-and-diming of taxpayers to try to make up for (or cover up) waste, so much violence and corruption, and codes of silence on both sides. You can’t blame the police for not finding the suspects in a shooting if all of…