All true.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

“We always start up where we left off”

that’s how you recognize a total kindred spirit. imho, starting where you left off is the *absolute best feeling*.

I mean... Can it be ‘hello sir I was just wondering how many cocks have been in your mouth while you’ve been In the lovely state of (insert state to play for the crowd)?!?’

By geographic accident, I find myself in the heart of an early primary state. I’ll be in the same room as Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush at various times next week. Anyone have a good suggestion for a question should I have the opportunity?

Gillian Anderson sounds really different... Do voices age? I thought it didn’t happen until like 60s. I’m hoping to one day grow out of my pipsqueak voice, I’m not trying to snark. I don’t mind her voice, it’s just different.

Fish sticks.

It sounds dumb.

Loosen up, no stiffness.

Everything on the list keeps contradicting with other things

Hotline Bling lyrics are FAR LESS annoying than people who reply to all, IMO.

I think this engagement news is great. Kylie and Tyga should also get married. They should all live together and raise the kid (Blac & Tygas) together and it’ll be like one big convoluted episode of Modern Family

I’m not sure what the thought process is, but I love her so it’s all good. I’ve also loved what Michaela Watson’s been doing lately. And I’d watch Cecily Sharp, Kat McKinnon and Aidy Bryant do anything. Leslie Jones and Vanessa Byer and Sasheer Zamata too. ( I can watch them do SNL but I’d rather not) :(

The last homeless attack on Pauley happened on the same day (IIRC) as the Paris terror attacks and thus it was totally overshadowed in the news. This claim of a second “attack” seems to be her way of getting attention since the first attack was all but ignored. It seems to be dripping with desperation. And what’s with…

God me too. And I bet he would have been such amazing grandfather. Right in the feels.

I feel sad for Duncan Jones that his child will never get to met his grandfather. I wish him and his wife luck and happiness with his new baby.

And I think Yolanda is dating Lyme disease to raise her profile. So what, Yo?

I never get the people who complain about the Oscars being too long. If I had something important to be doing I wouldn’t be watching the Oscars in the first place.

Flowers and champagne are like an appetizer and desert on Valentine’s Day NOT the entree.

“...I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous.”