CNN has increasingly become a parody of a news network, and somehow a Military blog that shares its home with a video game blog and multiple celebrity gossip blogs has become an amazingly good source for news. It’s a weird world we live in.

Aishwarya Rai is on my short list.

This is great! When I die, I’ll probably do a similar thing with my fortune to prevent my heirs from getting it.

This makes me so sad because SHE SHOULD HAVE DONATED THAT MONEY TO SOME VERY DESERVING CHARITIES TO HELP PEOPLE OR ANIMALS!

She should have taken some of it to buy fake money, shred that, and then donate the rest so that way it couldn’t be replaced. Best way to spite them.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

Me too. How many other actually tried to start their own babysitters club?

Right?

She’s not wrong. “Ray of light” is Madonna’s BEST album.

Can’t find the nails, and his assistants are too afraid to tell him the box is right in front of him on the counter.

I hope what really happened to Shelly Miscavige eventually does come out. I have feeling it wasn’t because someone forgot to find her during hide and seek. If she is still alive it seems like the church would have done something public to prove she was ok. Or maybe not, these people are just crazy.

Yeah, that was a bitch to unsubscribe from. But like, who the hell needs monthly shipments of exercise clothes and sweatpants? Who are these people?

Yep. A term has been coined for it. “Autonomous sensory meridian response”. The man was a damn sorceror when it comes to ASMR.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

This is by far the most baffling example of Pinkham’s Law I’ve yet seen. How many people are just gleefully letting the poots fly in the middle of crowded restaurants?!

GAHHHH!!! ASMR IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG when i saw the lead image i had a heart attack thinking this was an article announcing their divorce. these two are relationship goals, big time. my husband and i went to see them with my parents and it was soooo funny, however extremely awkward since they talk about oral 95% of the time

Calls snow “severe”