notclever13
notclever13
notclever13

If you like shows about clever people being horrible to each other, then YES it’s a must see. But if it bothers you to only have people who are deeply morally flawed to root for, then no.

I would have made a scene so big, the guy would never want to touch himself again! WTF is wrong with people???

I was on a Southwest flight (paid for my Group A boarding, picked out my perfect window seat) early in the morning the other day, and a guy sat in the middle seat. He manspreaded the entire time. Throughout the flight, every 15 minutes or so, he would reach into his basketball shorts and give himself a good thorough

Eric and Kathy say hello.

Snow for a mixed race kid born in July.

I don’t think this counts because I was working at a ‘summer camp’ type thing and I’ve personally never attended one, but I’ll list this anyway.

I call shenanigans on this. Seriously, if this worked all of us Chicagoans would look like supermodels. All of them could save their money and just spend a winter in Chitown instead.

Taye is WAY too far down this list.

He’ll always be Piz to me!

I stopped watching halfway through last season because it was just too ridiculous but season 1 President Grant was flippin’ sexy.

Would forever but not with these glasses on.

I can’t imagine how that would even logistically work! How was it possible to position yourself to allow for penetration without everyone being able to tell exactly what you were doing?

I work at a library, so you can bet that I feel your pain.

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

Especially when you consider the utterly grueling schedule a tennis player goes through year-round. They have to play in like 30 tournaments on almost all continents just to maintain their ranking... to actually win just one is a feat, but to win several of these and then win so many majors (each with a starting pool

I don’t think any states ban hands-free cell use, right? Because I am the person who calls you on my drive home, but I use my bluetooth. It’s not very different from talking to a passenger sitting in my car.

My heart stops beating when I get a phone call. Like, haven't I let it be known I loathe talking on the phone?

Wait, you are supposed to bring hostess gifts for a casual get-together, but not a formal dinner? That feels backwards to me, but I’m bad at humaning, so I’ve probably just been doing it wrong.