I don’t think you’ve eaten enough Chinese food in the Midwest. Panda Express isn’t better than anything.

I hear “chi-POLE-tee” a lot and it drives me fucking crazy. This word isnt goddamn hard.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

Charlotte was already too popular for me to consider using ten years ago. This will dial it up even more.

I don’t understand this concept at all! By that I mean I don’t get why the public think that a name is claimed by a celebrity once they name their kid that, as if it didn’t exist before. You should just name her that anyway and tell people that it’s a family name. I feel you though, I always feel irrationally upset…

It makes me feel so damn old that so many of you don’t seem to know who Andre Agassi is, and I’m in my 20’s. Either that, or you’ve been living under a rock, I don’t know. I’m not even some massive tennis fan, either.

He’s not official. He’s just some guy who appointed himself to do this because he likes to dress up and get attention.

Step 1: Cut off half my hair and dyed it bright purple at the suggestion of the cute boy in physics with whom I was now free to make out at will (a delightful fact I promptly took non-monogamous advantage of).
Step 2: Put on 20 pounds of muscle doing gymnastics and ballet, earning an ass that got me proposed to weekly…

I mean, does anyone think it’s Malia? Anyone?

Everyone is throwing shade at Blake but I totally get where she’s coming from. I grew up dreaming of going to Harvard. I had a one track mind and it was my singular goal in life to study journalism there. I had Harvard bunting all over my walls and pretty much any and all merchandise you can think of! My mom, who had…

Ever since I heard a story about Demi Lovato punching a guy in the face because she was coked out of her mind, she has earned a permanent soft spot in my heart.

she invented velcro i think

I have a feeling neither woman would be thrilled with the combination.

After the unrelenting gauntlet of misery and human suffering that the news has been lately, this was really great to read. My faith in humanity meter has actually ticked into positive digits for the first time since mid-March.

This looks amazing. I’m very into both Cornwall and smoldering.

The Grand Hotel Mackinac Island northern Michigan. No cars allowed on the island.

Especially with the ring of flowers on her head, she looks like the bride!

I love these features. As a total non-makeup-wearer (sorry), I always look at these pics and am like, “GOD THEY’RE WEARING SO MUCH MAKEUP.” I have coworkers and colleagues who do that shit on the daily, but I usually throw on drugstore mascara 3-4x a week if I remember and call that a full face.

At what point does this poll take into consideration that 90% of the people voting are most likely the people who have that particular product and haven't tried any other product. I have the blend tech but I'm not going to vote because I don't know which ones better.

At what point does this poll take into consideration that 90% of the people voting are most likely the people who…

My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and continue to use them almost daily. I'll refrain from talking about the hardware. Vitamix's resilient history will speak for itself. What I want to mention is that when my sister's family's house was…

My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and…