The word “shit” is still in the headline tho

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

I hope he ends up in Atlanta, because we all know what happened the last time Sherman went there.

One of the most-rumored destinations is the Patriots, which would be weird as hell.

Getting black out drunk, getting handsy, then saying you can’t recall doing that the next day is known as the “Teddy K. Trifecta” out on the Cape.

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

So this comment might be wire fraud.

As a litigator, I have to say that deadlines and details matter. Ignoring deadlines from the Court (or not responding to your attorney’s calls or emails) can have huge ramifications in a lawsuit. Same with details: I want to know exactly what my client knows, exactly what my client doesn’t know, and what he/she is…

people saying that obstruction or or retaliation for expression isn’t a violation of the right to free speech because it’s not the federal government doing it.

“I bet you also thought the n-word once before too. You’re the REAL RACIST.”

Here’s the thing... we started off friends. Yeah, yeah, since you’ve been gone...

Sorry, whenever someone says “Here’s the thing” to me, I instantly do that, especially if I lost interest in what they said after.

It doesn’t take much imagination to parrot a racist.

Yeah, they should take their crap somewhere else.

the escalator is cool but then you’re stuck in wheaton

Sounds eerily similar to what Marchman and your HR Department did to Beejoli Shah after Greg Howard tried to sexually assault her.

I gotta Tell you....this comment is still as well thought out, thought provoking, and edgy as it was in 1995.

which is why this family of web sites has no integrity until they report on Greg Howard sexually assaulting a Gawker co-worker and Deadspin editors and the HR Dept. covering it up.

The correct take: ask Marchman, and then do the opposite.

Maybe he gave one to Bridget Moynahan.