MLS has a much brighter future than the NHL, even if that’s not saying much.

I mean, that’s obviously what’s going to happen, but god forbid HamNo think any further than first-order consequences.  

In my experience, the fight usually starts when Person B gets all self-righteous about the fact that Person A doesn’t want to be affected by Person B’s decision.

Saddest of recs

We dont want government to take over healthcare we want them to pay for it and get better pricing.

Yea, about that . . .

I don’t have a problem with a skilled signal technician making 140k a year.

In a different apartment, without having poured hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain into equity in a worthless piece of property?

My dipshit prep school had “free” lunch (included in tuition, so unlimited food at the cafeteria). My high school swimmer metabolism had me eating 2-3 helpings of the hot meal, plus a sandwich loaded with ~3/4 pound of meat and cheese, with 2-3 glasses of chocolate milk. Probably at least 2000 calories at lunch alone,…

I would say “exceeding” expectations, considering the Leafs looked like they belonged on the same ice.

+1 Buttgoal

I love booze, but it’s a huge obstacle to fitness. Not only is it a ton of garbage calories, you’re also more likely to eat additional crap when you’ve been drinking (drunk munchies+impaired decisionmaking=taquitos seeming like a good idea), and to top it all off, waking up to hit the gym the next morning is way more…

I gave up alcohol for Lent this year to try to lose some weight I’ve slowly accumulated over the past 2-3 years. That, combined with more consistent exercise (which you’ll be shocked to learn is a lot easier to commit to when there’s no drinking involved) has led to ~8 pounds lost in 4 weeks.

If you haven’t put it into the fridge overnight, does it really count as “leftovers?”

As someone who spends upwards of 75% of my time within a 3-mile radius of the U.S. Capitol, I have a sneaking suspicion this information will never be of significant use to me.

If I ever get unblocked, I can tell you it was Braden Holtby

He’s only, what, a solid decade or so behind the rest of the liberal chatterati?

Not sure STL has the cap room to make that work (Fleury’s hit is ~$1.5M higher than Shatty’s), and adding Fleury would totally bone their cap for next season when Allen’s extension kicks in.

If he changes his retirement plans over this, one has to wonder if this sets the dominos in motion for a coaching carousel. Bruins pull the trigger on Julien to beat the Islanders to the punch on Hitch, freeing Julien up to escape the shitshow in Boston’s front office for Brooklyn or Florida.

at one point an MVP in each of the major sports was endorsed by Under Armour.