The logical fallacy isn’t to observe that both candidates had disqualifying ethical shortcomings; the fallacy is to pretend that just because Clinton’s ethical shortcomings weren’t as bad as Trump’s, it means they somehow weren’t shortcomings at all.

The formula is the same: solid investigative journalism, civil disobedience, and a strong two party system.

The nation’s highest job should carry the highest burden of purity.

Anyone would be hard pressed to name a elite skater who veers in quality over the duration of their contract like Lundqvist, Bobrovsky or Rinne has, who most would put him as a top 5 goalie, even if it’s difficult to square his numbers (3 sub .920 seasons the past 4 years) with his 7M salary.

Sell on the proposition that skaters are significantly more consistent than goaltenders—it’s less magnified because they play less minutes, sure, but top-flight skaters end up with substantial year-to-year variance in performance. $6-7M for a goaltender who has enough of a track record to confidently predict .920+ in…

Ask Dallas or NYI how that’s worked out for them.

Has the bride or groom ever seen you clean-shaven? If it’s as bad as it sounds, you should make sure they know what they’re getting into.

Armond White scoffs at this rank amateur

Sounds like you may be juuuust old enough to have avoided digital communications being so ubiquitous that it would be weirder if you hadn’t written something embarrassing down on a daily basis (for comparison’s sake, I’m about 5 years younger).

Replies were never open, which is the entire joke. No one gives a shit about your fantasy football team.

If you could go back an access your texts and personal e-mails from when you were 18, I bet you would be pretty surprised at what kind of dumb shit you memorialized like an idiot.

Nominally the former, but practically the latter. Colleges would prefer to pretend that male sexuality is something that it isn’t, but since actually following that premise to its logical conclusion would result in worse backlash than we’ve already seen, cherry-picking the easiest-to-punish cases is the acceptable…

Why Your Kid Sucks, by Drew Magary in a horse costume.

A) No one on the Jets can say shit, ‘cause he’s easily their best player.

And here I thought Crosby’s forte was in hiding behind the guy to get his cheap shot in.

I ended up sitting behind Harry Reid on a shuttle flight from DCA to Boston back in 2010. He dozed off reading the paper and very, very audibly snored.

I was actually referring to Camden rather than Newark.

New Jersey’s one saving grace is that the Turnpike makes it as easy as humanly possible to sail right through that toxic waste dump. Which is more than I can say for other nonsense states like Connecticut, the New Jersey of New England.

New Jersey is a fucking dump, but its one saving grace is that the Turnpike makes it as easy as humanly possible to escape the dump as fast as humanly possible. Comparing it to the BW Parkway is like comparing Acela to a horse and buggy.

Wrong 20-something MVP-caliber player. But you do you, I guess.