Let’s try this again, sailor. You say this one area is already underfunded? Why, it’s almost as though your entire screed begs the question of whether the people of Nevada want to raise taxes for educational spending irrespective of other programs.

Eh, if the Raiders are going to move and keep the name, I can think of worse cities than Vegas. “Las Vegas Raiders” seems more sensible than, say, “Salt Lake City Raiders” or “St. Louis Raiders.” But maybe that’s just me.

You never go full Kansas City.

If you can prove the NFL is interstate commerce, yeah they could, but who would sitting in Congress would support that? Few.

I would agree it affects interstate commerce—although Oliver Wendell Holmes might not—which provides a jurisdictional hook for the federal government to exercise some degree of control. But on the other hand we’re talking about a pretty significant arrogation of power to the feds vis-a-vis the states.

The Texans were an expansion team from day one—you’re probably thinking of the Oilers becoming the Titans when they moved to Nashville, but of course, “Oilers” didn’t make as much sense once they left Houston, so they changed it after two years there. Meanwhile, the Ravens were forced to change their name as part of a…

Or we could pass a federal law making it impossible — there seems to be clear Commerce Clause authority for this.

I assume it’s a medicine ball or some other weighted training ball.

In related news, Nevada’s education system was recently ranked as the worst in the nation by Quality Counts.

“GOPe” is alt-right Twitter slang for “GOP [e]stablishment,” which started off as an epithet towards the wing of the party that was collectively behind Bush/Kasich/Rubio, but has grown to include “everyone not nuking their own careers to help Trump lose by less than 10 points.”

It’s also what you get with the Nats no matter who is managing. A match made in heaven from day 1.

Who gives a shit? Harper needs to take a shorter lead knowing the risk of the pickoff.

I’ll carve out 1-2 Sundays each year to bro out with friends watching football and drinking (sipping Flying Dog or somesuch rather than pounding Miller Lites, though).

LOLnope. Islanders are more likely to miss the playoffs than win a round there.

We don’t cry. We just dispassionately gaze into the middle distance while sipping our bourbon.

Minnesota is really not a talented roster—the only reason they made the playoffs last year was because someone had to, and the Avs were coached by a neanderthal. They should improve through coaching alone by adding Boudreau, but not nearly as much as the Avs will by having gotten rid of Roy, and neither team is…

That rematch with the Penguins looks more or less inevitable.

I’ll go with Chris Kreider, just because he actually plays in a conference that features top goaltenders. Quantity over quality, yo.

If you need to take your mind off the baseball, you can always flip over the NBCSN to relive the Caps’ dizzying playoff success from last spring.

Given how putrid the Pacific is, St. Louis only needs to be better than 2 teams in their division to make the dance. I see 3 they are still easily more talented than (COL, MIN, WPG), and lame duck or no, Hitch isn’t going to actively harm them with his coaching.