How the hell did they even get in? At Nats park they lock all the suites and force you to find an usher to let you in after presenting your ticket.

Nats park it’s pretty easy to move up within the same section, at least in the upper deck.

Huh—at the ballpark near me they check the tickets for each section to make sure you’re in the right place, and then do spot checks for people who don’t look like they belong in the seats they take. Anyone who can afford to sit in that nice a section should know better than to bother stealing seats.

Heh—I went to a game over the summer where a bunch of middle school dipshits were in my seats, and it was soccer mom who immediately noticed me standing there befuddled with how to communicate to the youths and straightened out the situation.

If he has to live the rest of his life destitute, that’s fine by me. But he’s built up enough of a constituency that seems likely to survive the election that the financial prospects of a network would look good enough to get some money involved (and it doesn’t necessarily have to be the same backers as the big GOP…

Really covering yourselves in glory here, guys

He has shown himself time and again to be an astute manipulator of financial backers, and Trump News is (sadly) one of the more viable business concepts he will have ever come up with.  

I mean, CNN and other outlets threw away some of those principles over the past year because they did like the guy (or at least the ratings he brought in). So let’s not pretend they have much moral high ground to stand on in the first place.

He will probably launch a news network after the election, if only because his other business ventures are so toxic now.

The time to burn Trump was a year ago, before CNN et al. got this train moving. Because stopping Trump now won’t stop the train itself.

The FBI director who was once so intent on nailing Martha Stewart to the wall that he threw everything conceivable at her just to get convictions for the coverup when he couldn’t prove intent on the substantive offense?

I have the same question for the entire American League.

Short answer is yes, but its not a certainty and would be enormously complicated. Ballots are already printed in most states, so his name is going to appear in the voting booth no matter what. However, the party could in theory change the nominee (there is a reading of the rules which allow for this, but it’s…

Trump saying he would put Hillary in prison if he became President.

The underreported story arc of the 2016 campaign is how well it has demonstrated the moral bankruptcy of traditional institutions, including legacy media. Trump could have been stopped a year ago with this stuff, but there was too much investment in the ratings he generated; now, even though Clinton will win*, there…

He’s probably been priced out of CH and into Shaw or Bloomingdale.

The city of Chicago has 9 major sports championships in the past 25 years from non-baseball teams. Fuck those people.

And then when we got a team, they proceeded to gut punch us every way the Cubs have suffered, in a fraction of the time.

For a team in just its 11th year of existence, one would have to admit they’ve crammed a lot of endearing heartbreak into a pretty short span. From the magical hot streak in July 2005 that made them look like a miracle playoff team dissipating into a meteoric fall, then wandering in the wilderness for years, to Game 5…

Talk to this man.