Calling it “chirping” in the headline kind of understates what Burrows was up to, TBH.

Using multiple texts to say one thing. “Hey.” “I’m going to the store.” “You want anything?” Yes, I would like that all in a single serving.

If you’re into amateur porn, this is the site for you.

If he had only one day left to live, Ovi said he would drink himself to death

GO HOME FRANCE

De Jure basically means by the letter of the law, regardless of how it is actually applied; pretty sure you meant to use de facto there.

You keep going back to the premise that the markets for St. Louis and Kansas City are restricted to the state of Missouri. I don’t know why you think that’s the case.

It’s not like the newly-vacated cities won’t be available to dangle as relocation bait. It already happened with Baltimore (and LA itself, for that matter).

Since when are football teams allocated by state, rather than by market? Neither the St. Louis nor the Kansas City market is confined to the state of Missouri, nor do they overlap at all.

Whether you characterize it as a game or as a lives-ruining enterprise, wishing violent death in a spray of bullets upon anyone who hasn’t inflicted the same or worse on others should be treated as beyond the pale, no?

One of the preconceptions that leads older folks to recommend “traditional” jobs like banking/law/medicine is that they are lower-variance/lower-risk than “non-traditional” professions like music/acting/writing (that is, even someone who didn’t make partner as a corporate lawyer was still going to be able to find a…

It makes you wonder how the Giants ever lose a game, when they can seemingly just throw a football anywhere within his gravity well and he’ll pull it in.

It’s easy to understand why the Rams coaching staff would be reluctant to pull Keenum in the final minute of a tie game.

When the Olympics come around, the scores and creativity go up

I recognize that there are practical limitations to how much the rulebook can be enforced as written for as long as neanderthals like Yzerman insist that doing so is having the refs “decide” the game (as opposed to when refs swallow the whistle and “decide” the game in favor of whichever team can goon it up better).

The debate around scoring is a case study in broken heuristics. Low-scoring hockey is associated with bad hockey because of how the game became so low-scoring in the 90’s—the choked-off, clutch-and-grab trap style that led to a bunch of 2-1 snoozefests. Trap hockey was boring not because it was low-scoring, but…

I believe this is now two officially confirmed times the NFL has admitted to botching major calls against the Ravens this year, which would make them 4-5.

According to the NFL Standings page it is just 26 right now, which is less than a FG per game. That’s crazy.

With all of the one-possession losses, I’m honestly curious how the Ravens stack up in the annals of “how many points would it take for this shitty team to have a playoff record?”