If I hadn’t made my previous mistake I would probably be amenable to that at first glance.

Silly me, using the same basic recipe as 99.99% of the population.

When making egg salad once, I realized after I had already boiled the eggs that I was out of mayo. I elected to try using Caesar dressing instead.

Somethingsomething Grittership somethingsomething Two-Way- Play somethingsomething still a goodol’Canadianboy

There are plenty of superstars, of course, but there aren’t a ton of mid-level/fringe guys. Isn’t worth it to a lot of them to try to move halfway across the world and learn a new language just for the opportunity to bounce between the NHL and the AHL.

Nah, that’s just the Caps

God Corey Perry is such a prick

This is different from anyone else who finds out they suck at their careers and need to make a living some other way, how?

Yes, it would definitely descend into a complete goat rodeo either way, and he would already be fighting an uphill battle to the extent the CBA provides so much authority to the commissioner.

Not if the NFL claims that Bradys’ lies were a factor in the punishment.

Relevance problem—Brady’s suit would not be about whether he did or did not break the rules, but about whether the League was justified in suspending him given the information available to them. Since the contents of his phone were not available to the NFL at the time it made its decision, they are of exceedingly…

Tom Brady didn’t give up his phone to the league’s investigators. (Why would he ever?)

Get your facts out of this circlejerk, sir.

Not necessarily. But if my employer said “I have reason to believe you have been violating company policy and will need access to your phone records as part of the investigation,” he would be 100% within his rights to suspend or fire me should I refuse to cooperate.

So Gawker is going to hire Simmons to write for Deadspin and do a podcast then, right? Since you guys have it all figured out?

There seems to be this strange idea that because the criminal justice system can’t force you to cooperate*, neither should the NFL be permitted to require that of its employees.

If Sepp got a kickback from the turf designer he absolutely would turn down something that was *merely* free.

Assuming California follows the Federal Rules of Evidence, more or less, a written statement such as this one would, in a vacuum, be inadmissible hearsay; however, there are a variety of exceptions to the rule that would allow it to be admitted as an adjunct to the author’s live testimony, the most salient here being…

(1) Tyson committed his crime before people cared all that much

Barclay’s has more than enough luxury boxes to make normal seating capacity kind of irrelevant, and is much more accessible to the city-based corporate clients that will sell them out.