Any reason you highlight those two?

He seems to be holding it down fairly well.

Oh, fuck you. The book is over 100 years old.

I read your comment and started crying, because I (obviously) love Tangled and everyone ignores it because Frozen and now I feel less alone. Godspeed, my queen.

I feel like I entered this as a Pissing Contest entry before, but once at Disneyland I was talking to Rapunzel and Flynn and just lost my shit trying to explain why the movie Tangled is important.

I was at Macy’s returning a $300 bridesmaids dress I bought months before my obnoxious friend decided to change her wedding colors. It was finals week, that time of the month, I was broke, and when the sales associate said ‘this is last season, I can only give you $25 for it,’ I began uncontrollably sobbing. I…

a designated container for excess tobacco spit so it does not end up on the floor if you are indoors

This is the most Canadian thing I've ever read.

Jesus titty fucking christ, just get out of the tent and piss somewhere on the beach.

I was enjoying reading these disgusting comments until I read yours. That’s the sickest and saddest thing ever. If I was in your spot, I might very well have beaten the living shit out of the guy.

I couldn’t get past “toothless maw”. Don’t think I need to read any more of these...

Yes. Yes they do. Also people in DC who stand on the left side of the escalator, we call them “Escalefters” and there is a special place in hell for them.

Winner.

True depiction of commuting in London

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?

Piss would’ve completed the trifecta, but that and a woman menstruating would’ve completed the cycle.

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

I saw someone eating cold cut turkey on a bus in midtown once. That bothered me so much more than seeing a guy pissing on the subway.

I remember in the 80’s when my dad’s car had an ashtray in every car door. I used to stick my gum in the same one, until it I had essentially sealed it shut. It was nearly impossible to get out of there. It was also a lot easier to hit your kids in the 80’s.