My toilet brush looks like a cartoon potted plant. It does bring me joy. 

Omg, you just reminded me that similar thing happened to me, but replace cold with headache!

He kinda just goes off on tangents and doesn’t really answer any questions. He might take one during panel, but will spend the next hour talking about whatever. I think he’s worth seeing once, so you don’t wonder or regret not going, but I was happy when I skipped a second panel years later and all my friends told me…

E fucking T.
A girl in class would chase me saying lines from that movie and I’d run away screaming. I hate pointing fingers. Those horrible scientists. I’m getting close to 40 and I will never watch that horrible nightmare fuel again.

Went back to working in a factory because it’s pays better than being a professor. I’m also way less stressed and like my co-workers. A lot of them are machines, but they are cool.

Thanks! I’m still trying to decide and also afraid of pain.

Way better description than “yours to discover”

Thank you. I unfriended an old friend that was sexually harassing me, and it’s good to know that someone somewhere supported another person who went through the same thing.

I was looking for a scary movie to watch on Halloween and for some reason Kids was the only option.

Scariest Halloween ever. That movie upset me so profoundly and then reading various discussions that it was okay that the one kid had sex with a girl while she was unconscious was even worse.

Yup. It’s like everyone was bored or doing a cold reading in the Disney version.

OMG there’s someone else who agrees with me about 1980s dub?

I love Alison Loman, but she was not Nausicaa.

Oh wait, I remember another. Got my first landline, and it belong to someone named Carlos. I’d regularly get calls for him in the middle of the night to come out partying. Explain to friends he’d changed his number and they’d ask if I had his new number.

I got a new flip phone in 2011, and some dude kept calling me to tell him I stole his phone. I told him repeatedly that I would never steal 49.99 flip phone, so he had the wrong number. He told me it was an iphone, I said this isn’t an iphone, but a samsung flip phone. He cried. I told him to call the cops and report…

I’m still taking that midnight train to anywhere.

You should never believe people who say Citizen Kane is their favourite game. It’s like they wanna tell you they are smart and interesting, but are actually boring and predictable.

I apparently run into all the worst doctors.

Fellow Fibroid haver.

I worked on a government project about it, and none of the doctors mentioned pregnancy to shrink fibirods, other gynos noted that sometimes it makes them bigger.

Can you cite your sources, because I know numerous women who have had children and still got fibroids anyway because it’s not from a lack of children but from a preexisting genetic condition.

Prevents fibroids? That’s a new one to me. Often giving birth can feed them more blood and hormones and they grow bigger.