It's all theoretical. I'm only occasionally witty in person, but at least I have that scenario pre-planned.

I realize this is in poor taste, but I imagine myself slipping a finger into his ass and saying "You're Baltic to my Boardwalk."

Thank you.

I think you are confusing health care for social assistance.

Everyone loves a breakfast poutine. It's great with maple syrup, while lacing your skates for hockey and admiring the hotness of a Mountie in dress uniform. Oh ya, you can musical ride me all day.

From what I've gathered male circumcision in medicine seems to wax and wane in popularity every ten years or so. My brothers didn't get it done and their okay. My boyfriend is, and he's fine. My best friend had to get it done much later in life and he said it was a fucking nightmare. It seems to be something that…

Wait, so I'm not suppose to get a cupcake, shawarma or pulled-pork sandwich after yoga? It's in my practice to get one. Not only am I relaxed but my mouth is happy too. ^_^

Thank you, tears are coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard.

I use condoms. I've one nurse, one medical resident and one ob gyn try to bully me into hormonal bc. The nurse made me cry since she went on for 10 minutes about what a horrible person I am; her reasoning was that she didn't want to console me when I got pregnant. silly me, I thought that keeping (or not) the baby was…

I have to start using the the high end stores. 38A is annoying and no one understands that I don't want an extender, I want it to fit.

Huzzah! Once my niece can read she's getting The Song of the Lioness.

Question: I faked enjoy D&D so I could try to pick up a guy I liked. He loved D&D and I wanted to be around him. It didn't work, he still had no idea I existed. But I learned all the rules, and I still use terms like Lawful neutral, "oh I have +1 to charisma", but I don't like playing D&D. Does this make me a fake…

I'm surprised no one asked her to link achievements or ilvl (gearscore).

All of the above?

I was feeling a little left out too. Yours works better. I'll take a slightly younger Lance Henriksen, but Cobie is also very tempting. SO many options.

Watch the tv series and skip the movies. It's the unpopular choice, but I thought the series was good without all the extra stuff. It's totally your call. My other advice is don't mention you've watched it or are watching it while attending a con, because it gets you into A LOT pseudo-intellectual-spoilery…

My twin bro and I still quote his rationale for joining the military when people ask us how we choose our professions. "I wanted an easy life."

That made men even more sexy than they already are. ;) Thank you.

Yes! So many nightmares.

I just got the answer today! It only took 20 years.