I love how dude right beside him gives him that “wait a minute, wait a damn minute...WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING” look. This is my new favorite thing of 2016.

Oh god, not another speedster. I get it, that’s the gimick. But surely there has to be another major baddie in the Flash’s rouge’s gallery who isn’t a speedster who can be the baddie. Do they feel they have to have speedster villains to justify them being a threat and not seem like they are making The Flash hold the…

“A lot of people are just drawn into their phones, you know, staring in this, not really paying attention to what’s going on,” said Soch. “You really gotta pay attention to what’s going on around you.”
The irony of them only spotting the offender because their game froze...

But I bet it’s Magikally delicious.

I can go for sashimi.

“Certainly,” continued Welker, “he’s nothing like me. I mean, come on, he catches passes in the Super Bowl for Christsakes!”

The UFC 200 photoshop tweet makes me like Edelman, like he’s in on the joke.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

Fuck fuck fuck, shit shit shit.

It really is refreshing to hear a Hollywood exec be this fucking candid & honest about how much his own company fucked up an easy job, and how the other guys are so much better at it than he & his guys ever were.

I can confidently say that Sony will never give the rights up for the Fantastic Four.

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used” (some morons still think that saying Black Lives Matter means other lives don’t). They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well. They took an anti-violence stand, and those punks walked out. Fuck them then. I’m sure…

AWACS on, AWACS off.

Fun fact: this is why Navy planes actually increase engine power upon snagging the wire. If the wire breaks or they otherwise lose it, they will have enough power to climb back away.

What is my purpose?

ENHANCE.

If you came away from the movie thinking it was pro war it’s you that’s fucked up, not the movie.

And that's why rednecks and Z4 drivers don't go to the same parties.

Sign me up for the Experience Machine. Me and my virtual wife, Jessica Alba (who adores me, as do all her frequent overnight girlfriends) will be happy in there.