notawittyscreenname
NotAWittyScreenName
notawittyscreenname

I am a fan of Gawker but can never resist starring some quality Gawker hate.

Who would you rather watch an NBA game with:

Take level:

You must be a blast at parties.

Get tested.

I’ve never truly understood exactly how to use a bidet and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

uh what

Portlandian: “Put a bird on it.”

Not sure what is going on with the winter tire fetishism. During the four years I lived in northern Vermont / New Hampshire, I never used winter or studded tires. Despite that, I never had trouble getting around and never found myself in a situation that I really needed them. Winter tires are not a panacea; you’re