I don’t have the cash for a hitman.

Odds are it will be garbage. That seem to be the only type of move that Gerard Butler will sign on to do any more but you gotta hope.

1) Gibbons got all the money from Watchmen, Lloyd got all the money from V for Vendetta, Campbell got all the money from From Hell. Alan Moore does not take money.

But that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. From the Kevin J. Anderson you didn’t even know was there.

Reprised roles are for cattle and loveplay!

Taylor Swift.

I mean, leave the AV Club if you feel you must, but talking to family? Don’t get crazy now. 

As much as that’s probably factually true, in a series of movies about space wizards and evil empires and strange aliens and the triumph of the spirit over industrialized war, I think most audiences want a bit of flash and fancy.

Yeah, an experienced fighter ends things fast. This extended sword/gun/fist play just allows you more time for an opponent to get in a lucky shot. It’s not exciting, but if you have two opponents with laser swords of death I guarantee it looks like Episode IV every time.

There is a third option, which is that they used the same fight coordinator, and the fights are just staged similarly.

Every time I thought it was going to end, it went on another 10 minutes.

You must be mistaking him for Jai Courtney

this is Dinesh D’Souza returning a favor

This is your daily schadenfreude reminder that Justice League made less than a third of that.

I’ll never understand what sort of international gas leak convinced so many people to spend money on Avatar.

I thought it was going to be Ben, your dead uncle.

Waffles are way better. They’re like pancakes with syrup traps.

“Stop misrepresenting me! Actually, this is about ethics in Star Wars journalism.”

oh.... no no no - Empire, my guy. Empire all day. yub-yub all up and down Jedi.

Hunger Games sans Cheese