Every time I feel guilty about my game backlog, I remind myself that I’ll need something to play once all modern games completely transform into streaming games as service things and I stop playing them.

Impeachment is a waste of time.

Sorry chaps, that was poor form wasn’t it?

For me, the tension in that movie comes from wanting to like the characters and then being confronted with the fact that they’re just plain awful. You want to like Kurt Russell’s character, but he’s a brutal misogynist, so then you want to like Jennifer Jason Lee’s character but she’s a brutal racist, so then you want…

I saw it opening weekend, on that 70mm roadshow version. The audience was probably 90% guys, and they fucking ROARED every time she got punched in the face. I’ll admit the audience turned me off (LOTS of dudes wearing UFC-type gear), but I’m not a fan of women taking a vicious and goddamn bloody beating, played for…

By help people you mean harass and brainwash people with little to no education, right?

Do you torrent your music as well?

“homosexual references" no one likes you, bigot. 

Your problem is with liars. Not people with food allergies. 

bison’s probably one of those people that regularly spills soda on the floor, then complains about how stick the floor is.

i’m not sexist i love ellen ripley because she got in her underwear at the end. no i can’t think of any other female action leads.

Most movies that you think are not pandering are actually just pandering to you.

Fuck off.

Have you considered becoming an OG hermit, and just moving from shell to shell?

Last night he went all in on the DD in the first round, got the question wrong, and still came back to make it a runaway, but the important thing is that I knew the answer to that DD he got wrong so if I know my science (and I think I do) I’m almost certainly a stunningly beautiful genius.

Sesame Street has always been live-action! Do me look like cartoon to you? Me have trailer full of cookies and fur & makeup person just like any other actor!

Back in the ‘90s, a 13-year old boy wasn’t truly cool unless he had a single pierced ear, a pet snake he fed mice to in front of his friends, or that floppy, center-parted ‘do referred to as a “butt cut.”

So do Hollywood morticians

The old man’s still an artist with the Thompson.

Sorry, I forgot to end the comment with “DAWES!”