Everyone in America has to worship with the Cult of Reagan. It’s insane. He was an objectively terrible and mentally incompetent president, and yet even Democrats HAVE to genuflect every single time they mention his name. It’s just one more example of the way we’ve ceded reality to the Republicans. They say Reagan was…

I just assumed this was what Dr. Bornstein was hinting at in one of his bizarre diatribes where he went out of his way to say something like “I mean nobody ever discloses everything wrong with a President, do they? Did they go out of their way to say Reagan had early onset dementia? Of course not.”

“I like that trump has dementia, it makes him raw and real and my grandpa had it!”

hopefully you mean it was sad to see him get away with it and not be publicly humiliated for being a doddering, gibbering old psychopath? this isn’t even an empty, vacuous desire for vengeance on my part—as a practical matter and for the good of the country reagan’s legacy should have been savaged early and forcefully…

What would it look like if Trump were suffering from dementia? However Bannon wanted it to.

I’m not the first to put this theory forwad, but my Aussie friend told me the consensus in Australia is that Trump wasn’t paying attention for the briefing prior to his call with Turnbull, so when an aide handed him the phone and said, “here’s PM Turnbull of the Australian Liberal Party” Trump just assumed Turnbull…

“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

yep...i’m a firm believer Ronnie Ray-guns thought he was in a movie for 8 years.

“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

Would it make you feel better in knowing he’s just stupid?

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

I like this one, too.

Michelle must have finally let him in on her arm workout 😉

Right? I’m guilty of being like “Come baaaaack, help us, we miss you!” but real talk, the shitshow we’re in is not his problem. He’s done PLENTY for his country. There was an article on The Root yesterday called “If I Were Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, I’d Put America Under ‘Do Not Answer,’” and it’s right.

I am gonna star every last one of these because Mrs. Orca is making me. Damn his laid-back, uber-chill hottness!

...while they conveniently forget that Trump went golfing and going to a Versailles-themed ball this past weekend.

Trump must be bummed that he can’t enjoy watersports in the White House.

No surprise Barack’s better at windsurfing- he was born in Hawaii!! He was a water baby.

Good on him. This man deserves all the down time in the world to chill the fuck out and have fun all day/every day until Trump marches us to our doom. He gave 8 good years to this country, only to have the public (illegitimately) turn it over for destruction to an incompetent man-baby.

A *real* billionaire, not a fake one like trumpster.