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The pattern I notice the most is the first-person. I, I, I, endlessly. He’s obviously full of himself, but I’d suggest there’s more to it than that. He can’t begin a sentence with “Mexico is...” because he doesn’t know anything about Mexico. He can’t speak intelligently about this nation or other nations... or

Trump’s anecdotes to support his ‘wild ass shit’ usually aren’t even really true, they are just unmeasurable demagogery. Like illegal immigrants are “pouring over the border”, “these people are really dangerous”, or X “was an utter disaster”. You can’t really define these, but the image they elicit are usually

Also: [x], [Have you heard X?], [Its really incredible that X], [I’m telling you X], [Lots of people are talking about X, isn’t it interesting?]

He just keeps repeating himself acting like constant self-reference makes his point more grounded. Sadly some people fall for this.

i like how everyone i know thats supported him is shutting the fuck up now, mostly.

i watched the debates, and he actually agreed with hillary on a number of things. then he spun everything his way and then shit talked her afterwards.

id just like it proven that he has alzheimers, late stage.

Ok I’m all for future interviews with Trump being fact checked in this very way. When you’re a compulsive liar your words are meaningless and through this redacting technique you can clearly see how much meaningless shit this pile of puss says. Bravo Giz.

It’s more specific than that. It seems like: [Correctly remembers that someone spoke.] [Completely misrepresents the substance of what they said.] [Makes a claim about something happening that’s utter bullshit.] [Correctly remembers that someone spoke.]...

Yup - I noticed this way back when the primary race kicked off: Though it seems like more of a 1/3 truth to every 2/3 incomprehensible bullshit.

I hope it’s the chair. Having to go without that furry animal on his skull would be just as embarrassing for him as the execution itself.

Putting all your eggs in one basket - or more precisely, all the eggs from one single chicken in one basket - is the most inept investment strategy I’ve ever heard of.

The 2008 crash also provides no insight into why he would decide anti-trade protectionism was a good policy. Lots of things contributed to the crash. “Immigrants taking our jobs” and “China selling cheap shit” were not on the list.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

And here I thought “rejected clone of Hitler” was the commonly accepted origin story.

A three-way involving George Lincoln Rockwell, a bottle of Everclear and a warthog.

The 2008 crisis that decimated Steve Bannon’s dad’s stock portfolio came as a result of our government’s failure to properly regulate a financial sector that had in place strong incentives for Wall Street to take huge risks in search of short term gains.

I thought his origin involved a 3 way conception between Phyllis Schlafly, Adolf Hitler, and Satan. But I guess I could be wrong.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

America keeps this up, only a matter of time before countries start to issue travel advisory warnings for any of their citizens travelling to America.