Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

I had a big argument with my wife, who was appalled that I didn’t know it was pronounced jiz-EL. But her name is clearly German, and that’s a fairly common name pronounced GEEZ-uh-luh (with a hard G). You don’t just get to make up a fake French pronunciation of your name just because you’re a model.

Those shitbrains conveniently ignore that Kraft was Goodell’s lackey for years.

Have you tried watching football from the front row on the 50? It isn’t that great. Sitting on the 200-300 level railing is the best seat in the house. Perfect blend of being close, but being elevated so you can see the whole field without craning your neck.

In all fairness, I’m pretty sure the entire stadium was booing him. No one likes the guy.

Good on her for being a good fan.

I mean I don’t know who was there, but I guess those corporate sponsors fucking hate Roger Goodell.

Good post. I know an older gent with Alzheimers that is a Steelers fan. Every Sunday, regardless of season, he puts on his Steelers hat and it became the only common bond between he and his family as his disease turned his loved ones into strangers. They talk football to break the ice and through great pain find a way…

Yeah, how dare he tell me how my elected representative plans to rip me off! Freedomz!

You are giving me life by posting this across all these articles. Well done on your civic duty.

I’ve got an invoice for a ‘Stick to SPORTS!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a YellingAtClouds, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

Acquired this a few months back and I can attest to its self-proclaimed status as the King of Waste. A delightful little unit, perfect for shredding uneaten food as well as murdering stink bugs.

Acquired this a few months back and I can attest to its self-proclaimed status as the King of Waste. A delightful…

In a normal year, I would give less than two shit about a New England-Atlanta Super Bowl. This year, though, it’s really really easy to make the Pats into a Trump avatar, what with Kraft and Belichick and Brady, and Trump took a pretty nasty swipe at Atlanta recently as a collateral damage thing when he was attacking…

I think it would be kind of cool if everyone boycotted watching the game - it is on Fox, after all, which is one of the big reasons why we’re in this terrible mess. But of course that will never happen.

Having been that kid watching the parent freak out? Yes. It’s deeply meaningful without being scarring.

The Falcons finally winning the Super Bowl in a year in which no one can bring themselves to give two shits about football would be such an Atlanta Sports thing to happen.

....I’m sorry, but this has to be said....

You know, I sometimes wonder a bit about what your kids will think of your writing when they’re 18, 28, 38, etc. I think when they come across (or you point them to) the top of this jamboroo, you’re going to get a huge fucking hug. I think there’s something really powerful here.

Obama is smarter than that. He’s not going to come out as a public voice against Trump, because that’s exactly what Trump wants. He needs a foil at all times, and Obama would be a great one for him. A boogeyman that the right already hates. It would rally the right even harder that the former president, who they think…

• Fix the gerrymandering that the republicans have succeeded in doing over the past twenty years.