A field goal, a safety, and a returned blocked extra point.

I am thinking we have different definitions of what constitutes a bad game! For pure entertainment value I don’t know how you can top a high-scoring, physical, rivalry game between the two best teams in the NHL on national TV.

Steelers frantically taking notes on how to score 7 points.

who couldnt love

Clearly this new team, the “Patriots”, who have never played the Steelers before, much less been in the playoffs recently, are a complete and confounding mystery to Coach Cheerleader.

I have a friend that before she does anything she talks about all the things that are roadblocking her. She thinks she’s just stating facts, but we all know it’s just in case she can’t do it she will have a way to make it not her fault.

Pro tip: Do not, under any circumstances, turn on your TV on the 20th. Just don’t.

I might actually take a day trip to Canada just so I can say I wasn’t in the country the exact instant our own doom was sealed.

I watched it live last night. Have you ever heard the expression “Locker Room Talk” and this was watered down locker room talk. I’m sure all locker rooms are the same. I feel bad for AB. He was so excited after the win, he was just filming his teammates having fun. I thought it was great. I could hear Mike…

Indeed that would be hilarious, however I think his career has occurred and is in fact not fake.

He’s not “bitching” to the media or anything. He’s trying to get his players in the right mindset by reminding them that the Pats have a headstart and they need to work if they’re going to be ready.

It’s a motivational post game speech. He bends the truth for effect. Besides the extra half day, he only called New England “assholes”. Rather than “cheating motherfuckers that about to get their heads handed to them”

It would be fantastic if James Harrison breaks Tom Brady’s back on Sunday.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Don’t forget massive epidemics of once eradicated diseases when Trump dismantles the vaccine program.

My guess - our collective heads exploding watching Trump dismantle NATO and siding with our true enemy - Russia. Meanwhile, poking the Panda until there is a real limited shooting war in the Pacific. Europe becoming balkanized in ethno-states. The US corporate state becoming unassailable. Major health epidemics over…

Right? I feel it’d be much less stressful if we couldn’t see anything coming.

He would be in the basement of that DC pizza place.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.