Get off the couch, tie your shoes.

Please don’t forget:

The circuits in my brain that process irony have burnt out weeks ago.

+1 for “fuck the heck,” the spirit of FJM will never die.

I mean, the American people just weren’t ready for this kind of information. Buzzfeed should have kept it to themselves to protect us. Just like LBJ heroically refused to expose Nixon’s treason in sinking the Paris Peace Talks prior to his election. And the press and government officials protected us from having to…

This kind of yellow journalism is all wet. It’s covered in urine, is what I’m saying.

I miss Gawker dot com right now.

Pro Trump legislators didn’t challenge the intelligence briefings while he continued to do so. This is where demonizing institutions, bullshitting and “post-truth” shenanigans stop being humorous. Republicans may have very different political views than I do, but traitors they are not.

Tinkle-down economics!

Sure. I just feel colluding with a foreign government to sway a presidential election has to at some level, be a no-no.

I’m not sure about that. Once Trump takes the oath of office, his usefulness to the Party diminishes greatly. Today, they can’t move against him, because he’s just the President-Elect; but on January 21, the GOP has a hardcore loyalist in Mike Pence ready and waiting to move into the Oval Office if Trump steps out…

Don’t be silly. Direct proof of the collusion referenced therein would be a complete disaster for Republicans.

America in a microcosm; that’s how you get..

You forgot

It’s semantics, but we are basically saying the same thing. He doesn’t care what the truth is and in order to succeed he needs a populace who ALSO doesn’t care. He creates that (possibly unknowingly) by lying so much that it’s easier just to stop caring one way or the other and just tune it all out.

If only he paid as much attention to intelligence briefings as he does the alleged sales stats of “dress shops.”

This is because they all say they’re sold out when Melania calls.

He doesn’t lie, he just belives what he wants to believe, and you have to believe what he believes in, otherwise you go to Gulag.

For someone who lies so often, Trump is really bad at it.

Some people see blue and black, some people see white and gold, and some people see an empty store front.