I guess Gawker wouldn't pay ABP's extortion fees. Sometimes it's really hard to know who the bad guy is.

These "Announcements" are freakshows on par with "The Decision". They are completely repugnant to me, and they are elevating 18 year old kids to the level of incoming messiahs. These ridiculous spectacles are everything wrong with big-time college sports wrapped up in a neat little package. This kid and his family…

I also hold out hope for an inconvenient flight pattern overhead.

I hope they go with a retro design. Seeing as to how it will be located in a parking lot at the intersection if a couple of freeways, they should make it round, convertible to football with every seat a mile from the playing field. Bonus points for excessive use of reinforced concrete.

I really really really would like to pursue a career in blogging. I have so much to tell the world...like the ideas I have when I'm pooping, magical stuff.

Love the irony of you accusing others of cognitive dissonance as you pose with a woman responsible for the suffering of hundreds of thousands of poor women in countries not named America, saying she "inspired" you to write the article.

Apparently she is inspired by a murderous sociopath. Good to know. I will make sure to avoid her work in the future.

If I paid $1100 for a laptop and it didn't last six years, I'd be furious. I'm still using a laptop from 2004 that I paid $500 for. Same as you, RAM upgrade and battery replacement. Soon I'll be throwing in an ssd and hoping to hit 15 years.