So now that Lifehacker's fixed anxiety, how's Google doing on that death thing?

The more I read these comments about problems with Ubuntu, the more I realize Ubuntu really blew it when they decided to be buggy as hell while their developers moved on to the next big thing (Unity, Mir). They need to stop that six month release cycle idiocy and take a good long year to just clean s___ up. They had…

So first you blame the Senate Democrats' food stamp cuts on pro-lifers, then you pose smiling with someone who said it was worth it to kill 500,000 Iraqi children with sanctions? So much shilling for one day. Take a long weekend.

Why do anything to make the FBI suspect you of something cool when you can put your own tracker on your car?

"Thanks for your email. Now I'm going to be vaguely insulting in telling you my preferred means of communication. So we can be properly synced. To fit my needs. Oh, yes, and this is an auto-reply, so I'm a massive turd for sending this non-reply to literally everyone (It's not just you! Whoever you are.)."

Siri, where's MultiFinder?

Pretty sure she'd be horrified that her words are on a mindless productivity-pimping site like Lifehacker.

I'll give someone five dollars to show me how to filter out these Lifehacker posts that suggest cheap, demeaning labor is the solution to our problems.

Your life is dull.

Truth to power.

I didn't know this was a sponsored post. Somebody's obviously paying Lifehacker to deliver wet dreams to hackers.

Anything to fix the dying freeware/shareware community?

Avoid being an advice jerk when you're employed and have a job.

They won't pay us enough to feel good about our jobs, so they unleash TED talks to make us feel better. Great. Problem solving at its finest.

That was unnecessary.

I guess by expand into manageable side projects you don't mean write a book about Google Wave.

I doubt any of this applies to the maids and nannies who work for Sheryl Sandberg. Unless her household is a rocket ship. Or something.

Uh, Spotify is basically piracy. Have you seen how much of their revenue they pay out to artists? Practically none.

Evernote didn't buy Skitch to make it good. They bought it to cripple it. And now it's headed to Windows. Appropriate.

"My Simple Curiosity has a very detailed guide to incorporating Evernote templates into your GTD workflow"