First place gets two meals per week for 50 years.

I blame Oprah. For him and Dr. Phil.

Costco stopped using Hebrew National hot dogs at the food court several years ago and uses Kirkland-brand 100% all-beef (but not Kosher) hot dogs. I still think they are pretty good, and at a buck-fifty for a dog and a soda? Such a deal.

But I thought Musk was a visionary genius and everything he touches turns to gold.

My son told me this weekend: “If one guy can be CEO of 3+ companies, then CEOs don’t do a whole lot.”

Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone
They paved a stupid moronic useless tunnel and put up a parking lot

The FBI investigated and cleared him. Everything we’re reading/hearing about is her allegations. I could be wrong, but I believe the FBI spoke to the children (that were old enough to be interviewed) during their investigation.

I think both Thornton and Pitt were assholes and nutballs but I don’t think she’s very stable either.

Agreed, but keep in mind Jolie was more than happy to help Pitt spend an entire decade portraying Jennifer Aniston as a selfish loser career women who hated children while she presented herself as the mother of all mothers. She could have put her foot down on that and didn’t. She encouraged it. The patriarchy isn’t…

But what’s the alternative? Keep sending money and missiles to Korea Vietnam Afghanistan Ukraine and create more death and destruction?

He literally set up the Internet for battle-ravaged areas of Ukraine

Also:

Probably due to the writing staff, but Jon Stewart was a much better host. .

Please get a hold of the Shatner and get him on this show as James T. Kirk

We could bioengineer them to be hairless. And have big ears to cool them down. And greyish skin to make them more resistant to heat.

Shatner sucks balls, let him pass. 

I’d make a joke about them being sat at the kids’ table, but legally I don’t think Andy is allowed at the kids’ table.

That covers savory snacks, candies, chocolate, and ice cream. Basically, the stuff you probably crave on a regular basis, but can convince yourself you don’t necessarily need.

This exactly. I can read 300 pages in a day easy, and when I’m on a reading kick I’ll hit a new book every 2 days. I use Kindle Unlimited because buying a full-length novel every two days is much too expensive, and I’m not a scammer who uses a product and returns it after.