Here at Tesla, we would never send out a product that fails safety inspections. To guarantee this never happens, we’ve eliminated all safety inspections.

fucking moron

“The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.”

Next time he should try with his Johnson. Will hopefully prevent yet more stupid people from being in this world.

Huh, who’d have thought that a product pushed through the pipeline by one of history’s most inept “engineers” would be dangerous to its owners?

Was just going to say the same - I’m on Pro at work and have zero ads anywhere.

You should specify “Home Edition”. I’m on Pro, and none of this applies.

I know first hand the pain of a CEO with ADD. They have no interest in the hard work of getting important shit done and flit from one shiny thing to the next. Elon did work hard to get the Model 3 into production and then fucked off to the next glorious thing in his portfolio. All the elements are in place for Tesla’s…

I heard Coca-Cola were testing something far more advanced — hovering shipping containers, powered by advanced levitation technology.

What is Tesla’s problem with overpromising and underdelivering?

Bloomington-Normal really is in the central part of central Illinois. Peoria is 45 minutes west, Champaign-Urbana is 45 minutes east, Springfield is a little over an hour southwest and Decatur is an hour south. If you’re really crazy, Kankakee and Joliet are about an hour and half away. 

That’s what people did back when it was the Mitsubishi plant. Regularly driving the 45 minutes between any of those towns in Central IL is pretty standard for a lot of people around there.

“Now I am become sex, the destroyer of that ass.”

“Go home Steven, they're waiting for you.."

You’re darn tooting, buster! Now, shift those pins! We gotta get down to the docks lickety-split if we wanna scoop the Tribune on this counterfeit war bonds caper! C’mon! Last one to the jitney’s a kippered kraut!

Zaslav is running WB like a private equity guy - cutting budgets to the bone to please activist investors who only care about goosing the stock price while destroying the long-term value of the company. Seriously, he’s done multiple things to alienate the talent, has watered down HBO’s brand by taking its name off its…

There’s long been a stereotype that TCM is your parents’ or grandparents’ channel but I started watching it when it first premiered. That was after having already been an AMC viewer through my twenties and having grown up on older movies back when they were a staple of both the local stations and the networks. They…

In a show of good faith, Zaslav has agreed to air several episodes of Fixer Upper in black & white.

It'll go well with the horse's ass that's already there.

Zaslav has quickly turned Discovery+ Warner in to another huge corporate dumpster fire!