Michigan State thanks ESPN for the errors made in journalism which have quickly discredited the allegations against Dantonio and Izzo

As a Michigan State fan formerly used to this line of taunting from the local flagship school, know what puts an end to it? Consistently winning (specifically, 8 of the last 10 in football).

To quote the profit, “billionaires should pay for their own fucking staidiums.”

@JDue51 has a point, and if there’s anyone who knows about coming away smelling like a turd as the second half slips away, it’s a Michigan fan.

Duke and his waddle have more hustle than our pass rush.

At least the Champions Basketball League food will be top-notch: cheese sandwiches served in a Styrofoam container.

Eric Bolling Is Totally Fieldmouse-Dicked, People

“Perhaps Bolling has never heard of the Streisand effect, something virtually every person who has spent time online or worked in the media knows about”

yeah but does it have Snake

Tebow. Even if he dies, he’ll just rise again in three days.

Coming up next week: “How Claude Lemieux Saved Darren McCarty’s Soul”

Love Holland and am thankful for everything he’s done, but it’s time. Pay everything to bring Yzerman here. All the money. A free Chevy Cruze with gas reimbursed. Enough Oberon and Hot N Readys to make Marian Ilitch vomit cardboard. His own ownership stake in the six homeless people recently purchased by Dan Gilbert…

Usually when you see this many jacked dongs, there’s cream and/or clear nearby.

Just because he’s a punter does NOT mean Kluwe isn’t an athlete, you goddamn monster.

So...where *should* there be an Olympics? Or, if every city has inherent disqualifying problems, do you instead propose that the Olympics be canceled?

Thank God shes not doing hockey.

Perhaps Senior Owned Correspondent Ashley Feinberg and Sen. Ted Cruz can give their input.

Malik McDowell is only a state up, and as much as it pains me as an MSU alum, given the state of the program, it wouldn’t surprise me.

Still waiting for Jez’s apology to the fraternity.

You know what? I think you’re right. I wrongfully assumed they were the same standard given our shared common law tradition. Onus is on Def.