the 2019 Why Your Favorite Sports Site Sucks series has been impressive

Samer out here pretending like Magary, Burke, Draper, Weaver, and John Cook didn’t vote against unionizing Gawker. https://www.theawl.com/2015/05/heres-which-way-your-favorite-gawker-editor-is-voting-in-the-secret-union-ballot/

Vegas has Bill supporting the union at -13.5. Jacko thinks that’s nuts and has it parlayed with Blair Witch Project being the best movie of 1999 (-7.5) and Ian Ziering getting his own 90210 spinoff (1400-1).

let’s ask his players

If this take were any millennial-ier, AJ Daulerio would try to rail lines off its chest.

Old enough to remember when things around here were pro-Beto

Wouldn’t want an abrasive chief executive like *checks notes* the previous 43 chief executives.

And that’s what this is really about. Every single candidate aside from Bernie is going to get shitposted about both before and after his loss, followed by a half-hearted pivot during the general on the way to sitting out the vote and letting DJT stay in office.

Hello from the future, Drew and Dom. Boy, I cannot wait for you to meet Hue Jackson. He’s a glorious mix of Bobby Petrino’s hatred of human and Marty Mornhinweg’s disastrous instincts.

It’s blatant. It’s insulting. It’s not working.

Just wait until Amy Barrett comes running out of the bullpen to replace Kavanaugh.

*looks around, whispers faintly*

*camera cuts to Nate at 4:18 am, trying to splice in sentences about Patricia defeating the narrative and not just beating but frankly dominating the Pats*

That statute of limitations expired decades ago.

Man, I stopped hanging with Murph a long time ago. He couldn’t keep up with my very enlightened and woke friend Salinger, who slaps a “Dennis Kuchinch is a Right Wing Fascist” bumper sticker on every Citi Bike he rides and is TOTES as funny as he was a decade ago.

Going after a Jewish guy’s nose. Classic moral high ground.

This is a great point and one that should be raised on Deadspin’s Sirius XM station and or one of Deadspin’s many top ranked, household-name podcasts.

An increasingly-political medium that is a shell of its former hilarious self and makes Dennis Kuchinch look like Ted Nugent? It’d be a seemless transition.

Kids, kids. You’re both just awful.