Not sure how this public figure libel piece can be successful when we literally had Breitbart running stories on Clinton’s “Parkinson’s” and whatever it is Alex Jones is diarrheaing onto the internet this morning.

100% agree with this!

We’ve come a long way since “‘Is the UVA Rape Story a Gigantic Hoax?’ Asks Idiot.”

Who’s he going by now?

Had to slip someone a few $5s to get out of those goddamn grays on Jez. Not going back to that life, man. Not again.

All other states kneel before our cereal and overly-greased deep dish pizza prowess

Yeah but all the stitches in the world couldn’t fix her impaled SOUL TARNISHED BY PAIN AND SUFFERING THE LIKES OF WHICH ARE UNKNOWN TO MANKIND

Greetings from the future, Albert. The Michigan state food is and always has been a coney dog from one of Michigan’s many coney islands- this is essentially a hot dog with sloppy processed meat masquerading as chili on it. Patsies are a Yooper (Upper Peninsula) thing; you can’t find them this side of Mackinac Bridge.…

You just had to ask Secretary Duke.

Shame on CPAC for inviting such an amoral, shallow, funny-haired, shameless provocateur for provocateur’s sake to speak on the national stage.

True. Know what else takes a toll on your body? Steroids. Lots and lots of steroids.

As Homer’s classic catchphrase goes, Drats!

Lie detector lady: Now we’re gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few yes or no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Damn, Smart. Haven’t seen anyone this owned since a melting platypus masquerading as a Senator responded to a blog’s basketball tweet.

Kobe!

When you host one of the only two teams in the league to not meet 90% attendance for the year, you have to add a second team.

My angry thoughts are I wonder how far any of these people can punt a football.

My angry thoughts are I wonder how far any of these people can punt a football.

how far can you punt a football

That’s such a homo response. And I say that as someone who has thrown stones at gay people.