Silver, also.

The Palace is located in the middle of fucking nowhere, in the shadows of the weeds engrossing the Silverdome. The only post-event entertainment is a local Applebee’s two minutes away. Great arena, shit location. About goddamn time this happened.

we’re going to drain the swamp*

Alternatively, you could avoid all that and instead just screw her significant other. Really go straight from steps A to B without all that other stuff in-between.

No, those are Digimon

Lost in this blame game- Big shoutout to 81 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg for not stepping down when marriage equality and abortion rights were still a thing in this country.

First priority must be to secure marriage equality rights and Roe V Wade. Feeling more confident about the former than the latter. God help us.

May God be with us.

“If anyone took my fritter away, I’d just go to the store and get more fried butter.”

I have no problems with players sniping the nap. Too much fatigue can really increase your chances of getting hurt.

“Know what will reverse our ratings slide? Featuring the Jags and Titans on National TV.” - a conversation that actually occurred at NFL HQ

That’s how these things tends to go with the Indians. First you wait them out, next you methodically turn up some pressure, then you trick them into signing treaties giving their land away.

And they say that all those police abuse videos are dividing this country, not unifying it, smh

Welp, if there’s anyone who knows about losing because he repeatedly went too far right

Greetings, Apocalypse. Thank you for sparing us from President Trump.

I don’t care about the hacked emails or rigging the election, Putin. Just give me my goddamn Spotify and Twitter back.

KARA YOU CHEATING WHORE

That would be Brandon Inge, sir.

That’s ok, Danny Ainge hasn’t shown up for Celtic games in years.

Unless and until they make a sex robot that makes me finish following 30 seconds of furious dry humping followed by uncontrollable sobs, this just seems too inauthentic for me.