You know who didn't stare and gaze at his home run blasts? Tim Tebow. Abe Lincoln too, for that matter.

I’m glad you had a great college experience as an independent. Other girls in sororities love their college experience. Who are you to judge?

Sounds like she thought so.

Anchor Splash (and Anchor Slam) was a blast! This is a good comment.

The guys do a TON of work. You know how long it takes to coordinate these things, getting sponsors, setting up the house, getting donations? Months and months in advance! Then when the girls come over, the guys are their coaches- similar to powder puff games in high school- and are equally involved in stuff like tug…

Sigma Chi chapters throughout the country throw week long events (essentially field days, but with booze) that raise money (hundreds of thousands of dollars!) for The Children’s Network and The Huntsman Institute. Traditionally, every sorority on campus participates and it's one of the biggest events on the school…

It's the story of Constantine, fairly well-known.

Don't be ridiculous. Trump would make the Mexicans pay for it.

We are all Joe Paterno.

“Better yet, you could have filled them with pee instead of champagne.”

She’d make a very solid President, no doubt, but man was she disappointing last night. Colbert repeatedly asked her to give specific solutions to some of the problems she was bringing up (e.g., income inequality) and she continuously dodged them and instead kept ranting about what was wrong. That’s the problem with…

“You and I are destined to do this forever.”

I would hope Al could cash a check for $3.76.

Gotta consider profession, too. I’m a defense attorney representing hospitals. Wearing anything other than “The Uniform” - dark traditional cut suit, white shirt, red tie (always red)- will get you dirty looks from both your bosses and the clients, most of whom are in their upper fifties or above.

...Brees is 36 already? Shit, I apparently need to lay off the booze for a while, because those ten years flewwwww by.

This was a nice internet moment.

Ahh. I read it as a person using another person’s voice to convey a message. I apologize.

Your comment implies that it’s white heterosexual men that are ignorant of POC problems and perspectives, when really, it’s all of us vanilla faces who are privileged in this regard, regardless of gender.

You think white women are impervious to this? Oh, you!

Firing bearded, sad-faced berserkers is a Vikings tradition.