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GODDAMN YOU FOR THE 3RD-TAG TEAM PARTNER SPOILER TIMOTHY BURKE. GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL.

Ohio: the Alabama of the Rust Belt.

Why would Ohio State fans be butt hurt toward Alabama? Not only did they defeat Bama last year and are the reigning national champions, but most importantly they don't have to live in Alabama.

So much horse shit everywhere.

You can still update the column to reflect this, K-Dawg. You have the power.

In the words of Fighting Braves of the Cuyahoga’s legendary announcer Harry Doyle, “Jusssssssssst a bit outside.” Which is fortunate, because had this been at a dome, many lives would have been lost.

Only the ones that first survive being thrown on the barby.

It’s tough to tell; Austrailian and New Zealander brains are only the third of a regular-sized American brain. It’s science.

Yes! Agreed! Enough with the goddamn breaks!

Apparently Tom Coughlin isn't the only boob running around New York this week.

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Putting this violent man anywhere near the Shotgun to begin with was a textbook sign of irresponsible coaching.

“They told me not to score,” running back Rashad Jennings said.

No, wildebeests! That lion is your King! SOMEBODY WARN MUFASA

He means Eastern Standard Time. Get to bed at a reasonable hour, Mountain West Time, you have work in the morning.

Suspect reported to be wearing khakis and a maize-and-blue sweatshirt.

Sure we fumbled that one, but remember when we totally made up for it by bringing down FIFA? HOW BOUT THAT MAKE UP CALL PLANET EARTH??

If you can do it in Madden by pressing the Right Trigger, it’s not cheating. Basic rule of life, right there.

How dare you say the west side of Michigan is awful. They have the nicest freshwater in the country, Lifeguard, quality craft beer, the West Michigan Whitecaps, and some of the nicest people I've ever met and tried to not piss off as a tourist.