I’m not going to lie, this is the best compliment I’ve ever received.

Classic friday night news dump. Well played.

You merely adopted the darkness of rooting for the Eagles. I was born in it, molded by it.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

“what about me”

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

Maybe its just been my personal experience, but it seems like there is a high correlation between managers and extremely fragile egos.

People, especially owners and management, think that only bad employers need a unionized work force. Its not true and i think they vastly overestimate how many employers are “good”. Thats why they take it personally. Even if an owner or manager is a real shitbag, i garauntee you they think theyre “good” to their…

but Mr Nolan how can could i be in a union? i work in an office at a desk and i wear a coat and tie. my title even has manager in it and i’m not paid overtime...i even got $500 bonus for all my hard work.

Goddamnit. I already paid for this shit too.

Get a load of this snitch!

Whataburger makes, hands down, the worst fast-food burger I’ve had in my life.

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

You’re saying Star Trek isn’t real?

I just want to pop in and say I’m glad David is working at Deadspin now. Where my fellow Roth stans at???

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices