“I’m 61 years old. Where am I going to go find a job? I’ve worked in the mill my whole life. I’m uneducated,” he said.

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My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Nah, he’s not tall enough to be a center.

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

Just can’t have men that old wearing jerseys

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

“Everyone seems to like college OT, right?”

I’m from Texas, and the only effect I think it’s had is that it’s empowered me to better shit on Texas.

2001-02 Kings, god damn it

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

I know right, stick to sports!!!!!!

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

ooooo sick burn

You know what I used to love? Night Gawker. That little bit of the Kinjaverse that turned a little blue (from decomposition) after dark and kept us insomniacs cozy with fresh horrors. What do we have now? Gizmodo Nights? DUAN? Cat Lady Hour?

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

“Practice what you preach, Chippewas.” —Andrew Jackson

Another athlete taking a knee? Adam Jones, eat your heart out.