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Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

That sandwich is Undefeated.

RIP

Glad I went to San Diego last night

I would think, if the dude has to go full McCarthy, he’d go with Blood Meridian. At least I do. Then I’m found out when they see my book collection is all John Grisham and Little Golden Books.

Also, Hamilton, while you are on the subject could you take Burnenko to task for never finishing his Jonathan Franzen book report?

Sounds like he really hit a wall.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.