Where the ratings are great, the plastic surgery is free, painless and with no recovery time whatsoever, and the wine flows from Gatorade canteens.

R.I.P. Big Ang, you're off to that big reality show in the sky!

I don’t know. When I was 19, I was dating a 43-year old man. He was weirded out by it, and we broke up numerous times because as he says “he didn’t want me pushing his wheel chair when he got older,” but I wasn’t phased at all. And didn’t feel like there was some horrible power dynamic or anything. I was kind of scary…

As a fat girl, Pam is much more inspirational to me than Ashley Graham j/s.

It sounds crazy, but sometimes I wish they had voluntary debtor’s prison. I am fairly certain I would spend 6 months to a year in jail to wipe out my 6 figure law school debt.

That’s just his day job. Even Shakespeare needed to pay bills, so he could get into those sonnets at night. Although if Game got a patron like old Bill, he’d be called a thot.

You might be right about the once a cheater always a cheater thing. But in the sense that one is always an alcoholic. I myself am a cheater. I cheated on lots of boyfriends, I cheated on my husband. I didn't want to cheat, especially on my husband, I just got caught up in the whole thing. I clearly have issues with…

I’m baffled and dismayed by all the negative responses.

holy moses my dad was talking about this just a week ago. he was basically all but shaming my mom for having me via c-section and thus robbing me of those potent microbiomes that have left me an emotionally bereft glutten-eating heathen of schlubbiness.

It’s small but it’s designed as a proof-of-principle or pilot study, not a large scale epidemiological one. Basically you run a small study to see if your hypothesis holds water and then scale up if it does (like experimenting on animals or ex vivo before doing a human study).

My kid thinks running with scissors is a game because every time he gets his hands on them I chase him. For real.

I was babysitting some relatives’ 2-year-old, an unusually reasonable and safety aware 2-year-old. He still came running out of his parents’ room one day waving around a dildo.

Why is that all the gun rights people talk about how awesomely responsible they are, how all they guns are secured, etc., and then this shit, fucking constantly? Who in the fuck ARE these people and what is wrong with them.

A co-worker discovered that her husband figured out her password and was lurking around her email account. So...she planned a “surprise” birthday party for him. She emailed restaurants, special events, I forget what, I think hot air ballooning. She did enough to make him think he was getting the party of the year. And…

R u ok? Is Jessica Alba keeping you in her house?

I am always surprised when presented with a world full of truly terrible things to hate, some people manage to take issue with cyclists for no reason other than a small percentage don’t come to a complete stop at stop signs or lights. Not exactly ISIS or the rape of the middle class. Just, you know, choose your…

I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.

When he was in Law School, he was notorious for shouting down or pettily ignoring anyone who didn’t do pre-law at an Ivy League school.

I could get you a good job, 40 thousand a year.

Fun Fact: Superscout and the Sex Slave was also the original title of To Kill a Mockingbird.