Mine is that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a double sometime in the 2000's.

Yeah, it’s as if they don’t realise that vagina juice is easily the least gross substance you’ll find during a delivery. Also that newborns like nothing better than smearing themselves in their own shit.

9 minutes! 9 fucking minutes! That is what I fear.

Yeah, I’m with you. Possibly a bit less charitable...

It’d be 90 minutes of James Spader whacking it to NY Mag sex diaries.

Hey, you’ve done one better than me by doing the homework. I just gripe about things on the internet. And then I wonder who grew the cotton, and how the workers in the yarn mill are paid and get angrysad.

Ok, but where do they source the blank shirts?

Korean/Chinese peel-off charcoal mask! I buy whatever random brand is cheapest (like $2) and there’s a million doses in a tube. Comes out looking like shiny tar, slap it on your clogged pore area, 15 mins later it peels off in a satisfying sheet covered in pore gunk.

Um, if that’s trichloroethylene I’d probably not do that. It’s not crazy toxic, but it’s a fairly nasty solvent and not generally recommended when soap and water will do... (ETA: Yeah, your brushes will be fine depending on construction, and it won’t stick around to harm your skin, but the fumes are a whole different…