They hired Benedict Cumberbatch to play Whitey’s brother Billy Bulger, which makes even less sense.

Maybe they replaced her with that plastic baby.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

I guess this is what you do when you’re done with your fake pregnancy.

Police officers thinking they deserve extra privileges is the PROBLEM, Mr. Patrick.

Respect is a 2-way street, pal.

YAAAAASSSS

I have heard that so many times. The best argument against it that I have heard is simply, “If you think fast food workers [or anyone really] shouldn’t get $15 an hour because you don’t get paid that much then guess what? You’re probably being underpaid, too!”

Another argument to add to those who’ve already replied: Some jobs don’t need to be paid a living wage! They’re held by teens / retirees / ex-house-spouses / college students looking for a few extra bucks!

When my husband and I were engaged, we had to do pastoral counseling before we could marry at my parents’ church. The pastor kept asking us “When you stand at the gates of heaven, and God asks you why you should be allowed in, what will you say?”

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

Just this summer, my uncle died. His cremated remains were brought from his state of residence to SC for interment. The graveside service, attended only by family, was held in the middle of the day during that godawful heat wave we had. It was 108 degrees. Three generations of my family stood around in our Sunday…

I felt this way until I had fresh homemade ones handed to me by a little old lady in Ensenada, Baja California. Now I adore them.

why isn’t he wrapped like a baked potato, Mark.

Anna Merlan is my spirit animal.