FOUND IT! Remember Gunne Sax? This is not me... but it is my dress. It matched (sort of) my date’s BAND tux. Barf.

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

This is all part and parcel with Session’s virulent opposition to nonwhite-immigration. He has been unabashed about his desire to return the United States to the era of the national quota systems, where immigration was tightly restricted to only northern and western Europe. He also is a strong pusher of the…

May I also suggest this sign:

/also, “funner” isn’t a word.

This, however is Normal:

Yep! Yesterday at Reagan my friend texted me “How am I supposed to find you everyone here is wearing a pussyhat!”

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

They’re making a show about Diplo?

I’m watching the hell out of this. I’ve missed him so much since Dont Trust the B**** in Apt 23 was canceled.

You mean an iTable?

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

I pity stupid people. I hate willfully ignorant people.

WILLIAMSBURG CINEMAS IS CHEAPER. $11 TUESDAY AND THURSDAY NIGHTS. GREAT MOVIE NIGHTS IMO.

JEMAINE not JERmaine

Jermaine Clement and Molly Shannon deserve better shows and roles than they pull.