You got it right, Will. Just picked up a bottle of Old Crow Reserve tonight.

This might be the best list Deadspin has ever made.

Oh fuck off. Now I can finally go to the games without driving an hour and 45 minutes to the game.

Atlanta resident here - absolutely fucking no one relies on Marta for transportation to sporting events.

I guess I'll just pretend these are real questions men want to ask.

You did a great job furthering the Drew Magary brand with this post.

You guys are so goddam whiney.

I'm definitely a night owl and I can be creative anytime between 9pm and 2am. But since I have to work a regular job I go to bed around 12:45. My best productivity and creativity often happen between 10am and 12pm.

"The stabbing death has a pretty nice ring to it, right guys?"

I usually do ribs about 6 to 8 times a year and the best recipe I've found is from http://www.amazingribs.com/recipes/porkno…. It takes me about 8 hours usually.

Holy cow. This changes everything.

Baywatch was my first for sure. Pamela Anderson.

The jokes in the comments are always so bad. I can hardly bear them.

Yuengling is 10,000 times better than Coors light any goddammed day. You can suck my Yuengling covered dick, Will Gordon. You can suck it straight to hell.

So I guess she's just totally naked in this picture?

He's finally growing up.

The hell are you drinking seltzer for?

Was blending up peppers with my girlfriend to make an extra spicy hot sauce for tacos one night and wanted to use everything we had bought. So I blended up about 4 jalapeno peppers, 3 habanero peppers and some onion and tomatoes to even it out. We ate our SUPER spicy hot sauce and I went home to watch basketball with…

Read your article on the Kid Rock cruise. Sounds amazing. I went on the exact same ship last year (Norwegian Pearl) to Alaska and the same damn "happy happy, washy washy" people were there every morning.

INSANE