I already did.

"No one looks good on a toilet" could be your next book title.

Yeah just ignore the fucking block of text that says "At least 51 dead"

$10 says he stays in LA.

Drew - Is it weird that I don't want to get drunk with my boss? She keeps planning these team hangouts where we all drink together which SHOULD sound awesome. I just don't like the idea of it. I used to think I'd LOVE some kind of awesome DRUNK BOSS character who just wants to get sloppy and ditch work but I really…

WOW. You lost me at "Terrible comedy...Due Date." Lighten up man.

I was friends with the bosses daughter, she vouched for me and got me an interview.

"But we didn't earn these reunion moments. They're not yours and they're not mine. Nor, for all the vicarious warmth we feel blasting off of it, do they absolve us. Lots of Americans don't come home."

Absolutely valid points. But if these people want to share this moment with others in a public arena then who's to say…

"Why" is the very first thought that comes to mind.

If this were reversed and Kobe was defending someone at a last second jump-shot, you know damn well he would do the exact same thing.

Have an $1000 extra for the unexpected such as:

George Karl must hate him

Oh fuck

So are you telling me you only have a screenshot and no video?

Ron Burgundy would love it.

Can we talk about how the media needs to step back another 3 feet from the around the court? How long until a pro or college player gets seriously injured?