I was just in London for the first time, which only fed my interest in the Royal Wedding. I'll now be attending a high tea at the Four Seasons here at home to watch it, and I even have the fake Kate Middleton engagement ring to make the event complete. (To be fair, I got it when I tried to exchange tights that didn't…

The only curves this Latina (Latino?) has is the gently curving slope of a well-nourished beer belly. ;) Can't see how a lace-front corset can give you THAT.

It really does obscure her face. I saw her IRL at a party one time, but I never would have known if my friend hadn't pointed her out to me. It was just like a (very pretty) mop of hair on a thin lady wearing high heels walking around.

@violetdaisy: I have wide calves and these are cheap: [www.zappos.com]

@weirdette: Try these: [www.zappos.com]

@Sukie: Try these. Not sure if they're too warm for your climate, but they may make an unlined version. And my calves are HUGE: [www.zappos.com]

@born2rumble1st: Those are the best! Wearing them through Utah, Colorado and Nebraska right now. Wear with warm socks and you're set! So cheap and cute, too!

For people like me, who live in a warm climate but have to travel to cold, snowy places in the winter, these have been a godsend! You can't beat them for $60. With microfleece lining for warmth: [www.zappos.com]

@McWeary: Ha, ha! For real...

@LikeChai: That's what it's doing! ;)

I will NEVER be thinner than my metabolically diabolical husband.

She is so cute in the picture! Good for her.

@caitinacube: Um, yes. They are pretty!

@AristotlesCrab: I love his ears...and his eyes.

@weirdette: Indeed.

@fauxpas84: No, because they ARE crazy.

Thank God I'm not the only person alive who doesn't like effing Coldplay.

@staunchlymolly: Clown-whore!

What about getting ready while stoned? How does one avoid the paranoia and over-application of makeup? I have one tip: eyedrops are essential.

@titchytiny: Hahahaha! Sounds good to me!