This made me tear up, thinking about my own experiences.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I totally wish I had said that instead of my milder comment downthread! #facebook

@anonanimal: Yeah, maybe. It looks weirdly like a homemade bong...

Um, what is that thing sticking out on the right in the photo? That's what's grossing me out, not her cute pregnant belly. #facebook

I <3 you so hard for including Henry Darger. "In the Realms of the Unreal" is an amazing film! #askadeadperson

They should have mentioned that the cheap, recycled 2-ply T.P. is ideal for a) blotting and b) wiping off your mascara brush before applying.

@ardentlilac: So true... #reebokeasytonecommercial

"You don't really have a good sex life unless you know 32 ways to massage the taint."

Those shoes only give you a "great butt" if your preferred butt-shape is "extremely small". #reebokeasytonecommercial

@snugbug: For realz. Many an actor/musician would kill to "not play the game" with a VF cover... #robertpattinsonvanityfair

Oooh, this is so exciting! I am reading the book this movie is based on right now, and can NOT wait to see the film! :) #oprah

That's why you have to compliment the costume as you drop the candy in the bag yourself. Distract 'em and play by the rules! #candy

@Our Lady of the Massacre: Seriously. Big props to him on this article! :) #fakehymen

I think it's important to issue a disclaimer to let people know first, but come on. It's clearly not prurient, and extremely informative to women who may not have access to a doctor or other health resources. #clips

I wanna start "Club Mediocre", for all of us not-too-fat-not-thin-enough-completely-unremarkable-looks-wise peepss! #nightclubforfatpeople

@tiredfairy: Yeah, I've had to deal with "food cops" through 6 years of vegetarianism. Just because I am a vegetarian doesn't mean that I invite you to tell me about how gelatin is made from horse hooves (I know that already) or judge my (secondhand) leather shoes, Officer MindYoOwnBidness McBusyBody! #natalieportman

@Eric Northman is mine: Not to mention it looks very soft and touchable. It's hair to aspire to!

Oh, and I once waited 6 hours in the ER with a guy I had just met that day (my friend's new roommate). Turned out to be a panic attack, but he could've had anything wrong with him, including a heart attack, and he was totally freaked out.

OK, this is exactly why I can no longer hang out with a friend who always ditches our group in the middle of an evening. Not like, "Hey, I'm headed to Xyz, see you later", either. She just completely disappears with no word (and usually after a couple of drinks).

It looks like the lady in the picture's entire body is CRINGING from having just inserted a MINT where it ain't s'posed to go!